JokeMistakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

5YearPlan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Crops Grown:	2226	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you gotta join this epic SMP server! We got diamonds for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that throw wild parties every night.

In five years, you could be ruling over your own kingdom made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll be leading a pack of llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless, my dude.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, in five years you could be the most legendary player on the server, known far and wide as the Chicken Whisperer or the Llama Lord. The choice is yours, my friend. Let’s do this!

CraftyCarClutchVsAuto

automatic cars, automatic transmission, car acceleration, car control, car efficiency, car handling, car maintenance, car performance, car safety, car transmission, CraftyCarClutchVsAuto, driving comfort, driving convenience, driving experience, driving habits, driving preferences, driving technology, gear shifting, manual cars, manual transmission, vehicle preference

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	5691	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as an automatic car? Well, hop on over to our server where we only drive manual! Why manual, you ask? Because automatic is for noobs, that’s why! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to shift into high gear on the craziest Minecraft server around!

LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, China, chinese military, choppers, cultural heritage, diplomatic relations, government action, international news, Larung Gar Buddhist Academy, LarungGarCraft, military deployment, military presence, Minecraft, political tensions, religious freedom, religious site, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Tibet, Tibetan Buddhism, times of india, Troops

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

u know what’s more lit than that? this minecraft server that is LIT AF!!! we got 400 troops and choppers flying around like it’s nobody’s business. come join us and experience the thrill of building your own Buddhist Academy in Tibet, but watch out for those pesky troops, they might try to steal your diamonds! join now for a wild ride that you won’t forget, unless you get hit by a chopper, then you might forget a few things. but who cares, it’s all in good fun right??? #MinecraftMadness #ChopperChaos #BuddhistBuilders

DetentionCraftXi

arbitrary detention, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, civil liberties restrictions, corruption purge, detention centers, DetentionCraftXi, forced labor, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mass incarceration, political dissent, political prisoners, re-education camps, surveillance state, Tibet, Uighur Muslims, Xi Jinping, Xinjiang

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4

join this minecraft server and avoid getting sent to one of china’s new detention centers! xi jinping is on a rampage and you don’t wanna be caught in his crosshairs. build, mine, and craft your way to freedom on our server before xi comes knocking on your door. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chinese authorities. come join us and escape the corruption purge in style!

Aging Blocks – Top Minecraft Server

15th, 24th, Address, ageing population, aging, Asia, blocks, Challenges, Global, Japan, leverage, Minecraft, Nations, opportunities, ranked, rankings, readiness, second, Server, Singapore, study, switzerland, Top, top 10, Usa

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are ranked among the top 10 servers in the world – and first in Asia! we are ready to tackle the challenges and seize the opportunities of an aging player population.

our server is like Switzerland, always on top and full of surprises. Japan may be second in Asia, but we are number one in fun! and don’t even get us started on the USA, they may be 24th but we are lightyears ahead in terms of excitement and adventure.

so come on down and join us for the craziest minecraft experience of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy).

VelTime Ideal server .-. Play Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Community, creativity, description, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, ideal, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, server banner, VelTime

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mines Excavated:	4475	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Server owner “VelTime Ideal server .-. Play with us” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.175:25853

FrontierSMP

Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Brewing, Challenging, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, satisfying server, server discord, smp, Towny, Version, Wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community. The goal is to provide a challenging, vanilla-like experience while fostering a strong player community. The server features custom terrain, tougher mobs, bosses, and a unique loot system for exploration. Players can build at spawn and contribute to the server’s development.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server. Just use port 19132 to connect.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord community?

A: You can join the server’s Discord using the invite link: https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Q: Are there custom items and loot on the server?

A: Yes, the server features custom textures for weapons, tools, and armor, along with a unique loot system for players to discover.

Q: Is there a pay-to-win model on the server?

A: No, FrontierSMP does not promote pay-to-win gameplay. The server focuses on providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: What updates and features can I expect on the server?

A: The server is constantly updated with new features and improvements. The community is always growing and evolving, so there’s always something new to discover on FrontierSMP.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, Epic, future of gaming, game development, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovation, gaming trends, immersive experiences, innovative technology, interactive entertainment, motion tracking, physical engagement, Realms, standing up, Technology, virtual reality, virtual worlds, vr development, vr experiences, vr games, vr gaming, vr technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo, bro, do you ever wonder when we’re gonna get some VR games that are actually worth standing up for? Like, I’m tired of all these lame games that make me feel like a lazy couch potato. But guess what? This Minecraft server is the answer to all our problems, man! Join us and you’ll be standing up, jumping around, and having the time of your life in no time! Who needs VR when you’ve got this epic server to play on, am I right? Let’s get crazy and have a blast together!

CreeperDating101

advice, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, CreeperDating101, DATING, Daughters, Experience, Fatherhood, guidance, Honesty, lessons, love, parenting, Protection, relationships, Respect, Safety, self worth, Trust, wisdom

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	124
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be warned about the dangers of dating creepers – trust us, you don’t want to get blown up on your first date! Our players have some wild stories about their encounters with Endermen and skeletons while trying to impress their in-game crushes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safe zones where you can build your dream date spot without worrying about getting attacked by zombies. Plus, our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience – nothing says romance like battling it out with your significant other in a virtual world!

So come join us and find love (or at least some diamonds) on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just meet your blocky soulmate!

RedstoneRebelz

AfD party, billionaire, controversial, elon musk, extremism, far right, foreign affairs, German politics, germany, global politics, influence, international relations, Investments, newspaper, opinion piece, political commentary, public opinion, RedstoneRebelz, Support, Trump adviser, Wading

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who wants to go to space and stuff, he decides to write for a german newspaper. but get this, he’s supporting this far-right party called AfD. like, what the heck, elon? he’s all like, “oh, i have lots of money in germany so i can say whatever i want.” like, bro, that’s not how it works. but hey, if you want to join a minecraft server where anything goes, then come join us! we have crazy builds, insane mini-games, and even elon musk as our honorary guest! come see what all the fuss is about and join the madness today!

NOVA

Anarchy, Bans, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, Griefing, growth, Hacks, ip address, java, Minecraft, nether highways, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, Projects, PvP, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	A small team of friends working together to create the server
	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already completed
	Hacking and griefing allowed
	No resets ever
	200 GB server capacity

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I hack on this server?

Yes, hacking is allowed on this server.

2. Is griefing allowed?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server.

3. Can I build my own base?

Yes, you can build your own base on this server.

4. Is PvP allowed?

Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.

5. Will the server ever reset?

No, there will be no resets on this server.

6. Is the chat moderated?

No, the chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want.

7. Will I get banned for any reason?

No, you won’t get banned on this server.

8. How much server capacity is available?

There is already 200 GB of server capacity, even though the server is young.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord or connect to the Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Unity Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, activism, anti-racism, Awareness, Bigotry, CHANGE, chuds, Crafters, Cut, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, Justice, now.., prejudice, protest, racism, social justice, solidarity, Unity

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the boring, vanilla Minecraft servers out there, then you gotta join this absolute madhouse of a server.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and I’m talking mods that will make your brain explode with excitement.

Want to ride a unicorn into battle while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered, fam.

And don’t even get me started on the custom mini-games we have. Ever wanted to play a game of Minecraft where the floor is literally lava and you have to parkour your way to victory? Well, now you can, baby!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, no racism allowed here, chuds!

OuchCraft SMP

#excruciating, accident, Ache, Agony, discomfort, emergency, Experience, Hospital, hurt, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, Medical, most painful, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, physical pain, smp, soreness, Suffering, Trauma, Unbearable

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	236
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCorpRage

action, action against corporations, anger, corporate greed, Corporations, CraftyCorpRage, denied, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare crisis, healthcare denied, healthcare industry, healthcare inequality, healthcare injustice, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare rights, healthcare system, massive anger

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4346
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like healthcare denial and corporate greed? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?

CraftyBlockz: No Propaganda Zone

blocks, Censorship, Channels.., Communication, control, CraftyBlockz, Cyber Security, digital rights, Disinformation, EU, fake news, freedom of speech, Government, information warfare, messaging app, Misinformation, Propaganda, Russian, social media, Technology, Telegram, Zone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magic Items Found:	2243

ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, like whaaat? and if you join you get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks, like BOOM! also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players, so if you’re lame, sorry not sorry. oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to party? it’s lit, fam. so come join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy world of blocky goodness. peace out, homies!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Items Found:	5898	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7