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MineCraftyFresh

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Farms Harvested:	877	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3835	Animals Bred:	94
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

Blocky Diarrhea Cure

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	120
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

What is the IP for The Boys Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Void Gems Collected:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2842
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

The Boys Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube known for their entertaining and high-energy gameplay. With a focus on multiplayer and co-op games, The Boys Gaming brings a unique and comical approach to the gaming community. Established in 2017, the channel has amassed a large following of dedicated fans who enjoy watching their favorite gamers tackle challenges and engage in hilarious banter. Stay tuned for new content and exciting collaborations from The Boys Gaming!

Calm chill Java Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ores Mined:	2307	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	SvSurvival
Server Type	Java vanilla multiplayer
Version	1.21.3-1.21.4
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

What is the IP address of the server?

The IP address is “svsurvival.feathermc.gg”.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client.

Is the server new?

Yes, the server is new and has a small player base. Help us grow by spreading the word!

Can I chat with other players on the server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, anyone is welcome to join the server and play.

Is there anything else I should know before joining?

Just have fun and enjoy your stay on SvSurvival! Don’t forget to share the server with your friends if you enjoy it.

Whimsical Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, attraction, black men, Communication, Cultural differences, Curiosity, Diversity, Echoes, Interracial Relationships, love, online dating, prejudice, race relations, relationships, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, Understanding, WHIMSICAL, white women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Bro, if you wanna know the answer to that burning question, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got black sheep, white sheep, all the sheep you could ever dream of. And let me tell you, the white sheep go crazy for the black sheep on this server. It’s like a virtual jungle fever party up in here! So if you wanna understand why white women love black men online, you gotta log on and see for yourself. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Conan’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild party hosted by Conan himself! Picture this: Conan O’Brien is the mayor of our server, and he’s always throwing crazy events like llama races and sheep shearing competitions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to have a dance-off with Conan himself! So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

BlockBuster Season 1

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Season 1 of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, battling mythical creatures, and discovering hidden treasures. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons waiting to be found!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly server events. From epic PvP battles to scavenger hunts with prizes worth more than a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream!

BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like being on a plane in Azerbaijan but without the bangs and crashes, just pure epicness. we got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that do the macarena. it’s a party in the minecraft world, and u don’t wanna miss out. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are weirder than survivors on an Azerbaijani plane!

Blocky Boobies: Less Cancer, More Fun!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden passages to explore.

we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3997	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11