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ADMIN, challenge, chance, Creative, Farm, Floating, Islands, Join, Keys, Minecraft, MINERALS, Network, Other, PEASANT, Prodex, Ranks, Resourceful, Resources, Rise, Servant, Server, Survival, Unpaid

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Prodex Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Prodex is a new up and coming minecraft server with tons of cool features among the Islands! You can find custom mines, dungeons with awesome mob drops! Play now!
Server Address	play.prodexmc.net
Game Mode	Survival
Features	Unique floating island survival challenge, custom mines, dungeons, free ranks and keys when Admin are on

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join our server, simply enter play.prodexmc.net in the server address field of your Minecraft client.
What is the starting point on the server?	Players start on a floating island with limited resources. Your challenge is to survive and thrive by gathering resources and building your way to the top!
What rewards do I get for playing when an Admin is online?	When an Admin is online, players can receive free ranks and keys as rewards for playing on the server.

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Emeralds Found:	2325
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	145
Dragon Eggs Found:	3408	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	287	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	8411
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ores Mined:	2693	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mines Excavated:	4418	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	8785	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3304	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimension Hops:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	3675
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7331	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?