Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

Adventure, braces, Brackets, building, Chaos, Community, Creative, Curly, Custom, Earth, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, hot, Interactive, Join, Lands, Mess, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, rp, Sandbox, Server, smp, Square, Survival, Towny, United

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ores Mined:	929	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Can I see the server map?	Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Star Shards Collected:	282	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3400	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	221	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dimension Hops:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Crops Grown:	2711
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Farms Harvested:	153
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	7690	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!