Join MCSUGARS, where diamonds are sweeter than candy! No whitelist, just player warps & chest shops! Java & Bedrock compatible!

Anti Pay-to-Win, balance, bedrock, candy, chest, Chest Shops, Compatible, Creative, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, litematica, map art, MCSugars, mob spawns, player, Player Warps, Resource worlds, Shops, smp, smp server, Survival, sweeter, Warps, Whitelist, world border, Worldedit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

New Minecraft Servers

MCSugars Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mcsugars.com
Bedrock	mcsugars.com : 19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8

MCSugars is a SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).

You can also project your land with the land claim plugin and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest!

This server is also anti-pay to win. We include a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds balance.

NEW creative server to build whatever you want!

Prebuild builds for survival on creative and copy them over with litematica for easy rebuilding!

You also get access to worldedit commands on creative!

World border: 50000

Map size: 2,500,000,000 blocks

There is also resource worlds with mob spawns disabled to safely collect resources for your buids!

There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, the server is anti-pay to win. Players can use diamonds to buy items from /buy for free.
Can I create my own player warps?	Yes, you can create player warps for your friends to visit or set up chest shops for selling items.
Are there prebuilt structures available on the creative server?	Yes, players can access prebuilt structures for survival on the creative server and use litematica for easy rebuilding.
What is the map size of the server?	The map size is 2,500,000,000 blocks with a world border of 50000.
Are there resource worlds for collecting materials?	Yes, there are resource worlds with mob spawns disabled for safe resource collection.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult novelty, adult toys, Bedroom fun, discreet pleasure, Echoes, Ethereal, Fleshlight Faces, intimate accessories, intimate moments, intimate products, IRL edition, lifelike texture, male pleasure, masturbation aid, pleasure products, realistic feel, realistic sex toys, self pleasure, sensual experience, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, solo play

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Emeralds Found:	3378	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	724	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

adult relationships, adulting, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, helicopter parent, Immigrating, INDEPENDENCE, LDR, long-distance relationship, MomDontTripServer, mother-daughter relationship, overbearing mother, overprotective, parental expectations, personal space, social media, stress-free trip

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9125	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	8420	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1179

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	9550	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	648

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	3599	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	944
Dragon Eggs Found:	8184	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	New Chunks Explored:	280803

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14