JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Farms Harvested:	425	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5698	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Animals Bred:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Farms Harvested:	607
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mines Excavated:	1037	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	688062	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	77
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	2087
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4808
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7505
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Emeralds Found:	8990	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	6808	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	542
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	98
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	960828
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop