Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Party, BLOCK, ITS JOEVER, Tread, CREEPERS

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

Syrian leader, Minecraft, Hospital, Bashar al-Assad, MIDDLE EAST

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
FrozenAssetCraft

geopolitical tensions, Ukraine, international finance, economic development, sanctions

lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”

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New Server IP
Drone Run: UFO Madness

video games, Technology, SECURITY, Surveillance, RUN

so, like, imagine this: u r playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and then outta nowhere, u see these drones flying around, but they ain’t just any drones, they’re like UFO drones, man! and they’re spying on u and ur friends, just like in that simpson’s hit and run game.

but here’s the twist: u gotta join this server to uncover the truth behind these UFO drones. maybe they’re aliens trying to take over the minecraft world, or maybe they’re just creepers in disguise. who knows, man?

so come join us on this crazy server and let’s solve the mystery of the UFO drones together. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get to the bottom of this intergalactic conspiracy!

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New Server IP
Pixelated Love Quest

profile pictures, online profiles, love, sexualized visual cues, pixelated

come join our epic minecraft server where u can find all the sexy players with their hot profile pics. our players love to show off their sexualized facial expressions and u will be sure to find more women doing it than men. it’s a wild world out there in our server, so come join the fun and see for yourself!

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New Server IP
The Drunken Hoof

Economy, Explore, Earth, Minecraft, Join

“Welcome to our new server! It’s a work in progress, but feel free to join and explore with us!” we will be adding a lot more

145.223.73.164

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New Server IP

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

FrozenAssetCraft

Drone Run: UFO Madness

Pixelated Love Quest

The Drunken Hoof