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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3953 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
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