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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 124 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 5254 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
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