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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8479 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 146 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
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