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Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	3723	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6102
Star Shards Collected:	104	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	634
New Chunks Explored:	574957	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Animals Bred:	99	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2470
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Towns Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	289763	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6062	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Animals Bred:	146
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Post-Coitus Craft

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After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

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HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5