JoblessExodusCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6517	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Animals Bred:	160	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	3921	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	387688

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Items Found:	8623
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1