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VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Votes:	5348	Enchantments Applied:	168
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ores Mined:	7968

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Farms Harvested:	149

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	4883
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	3289
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Invisible Walls Found:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	53	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	4726	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Void Gems Collected:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	226689
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9526
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4442
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19