JoblessBlockhead | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Star Shards Collected:	52	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Towns Built:	7	Villages Defended:	12

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	4638	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1896	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	316205	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

Players:	97/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4