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CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	139	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1893	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3216
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	9975
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	221615
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.