Jobless Minecraft SMP Player | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	2369
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SisTallProbsMC

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4333	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	9730	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	8803

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5440
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1112	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9001	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	449566	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	6013	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2587	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8613	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1