JobGoneIn10Yrs Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5519	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6237
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Love Letters Sent:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1