Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	383127
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1318	Alien Abductions:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Farms Harvested:	947	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	736	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	1239	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
New Chunks Explored:	498195	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	165386
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4943

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	531451	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8100	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JobDifficultyMC SMP

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RLFactions Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

4. How can I join the server and community?

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