| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7492 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1753 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5757 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Join us and leave the drama behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest rap-themed structures in the game. Show off your love for Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, and Dr. Dre by creating pixel art masterpieces that will make even the most hardcore Stan jealous.
Forget about school drama and classmates who just don’t understand your love for rap music. On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded players who share your passion for old-school hip hop. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s rap and roll!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2625 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 8806 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.
Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!
And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3925 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 597 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 175 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7590 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9074 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3950 |
our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5059 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Mines Excavated: | 3954 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2491 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7486 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1123 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4608 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9058 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 333 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1342 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9842 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7116 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8752 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3337 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6857 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Ores Mined: | 7965 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1499 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2974 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
