Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	369
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	773887
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

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Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Farms Harvested:	191	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	152
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7408	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2681
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	212	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Crops Grown:	6612
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	1754	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	119
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Star Shards Collected:	204	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.