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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1358 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
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