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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9667 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4732 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?