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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8812 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 963190 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?