Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Villages Defended:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Zombie Dances:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1064
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Animals Bred:	137

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5692	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8500	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4464
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	7231
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.