For those unaware, on Lifesteal servers, players can permanently claim health from others by killing them. For example, the killer will receive one permanent heart from the victim by killing another player. The victim is now permanently left with nine hearts, and the killer would now permanently have 11
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rumor has it that this server is actually run by a group of mad scientists who have discovered a new type of bacteriophage that can, like, totally cure any illness in the game. no more pesky zombies or creepers messing with your vibe, dude.
but wait, there’s more. not only will you be saving the virtual world from disease, but you’ll also get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil unicorns. yeah, you heard me right. EVIL UNICORNS.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the hero you were always meant to be. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of crazy scientists who are basically wizards in lab coats? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
The small server always welcomes everyone who comes to the server! there are commands like sethome, spawn, rg. simple server without anything like that
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First off, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?
And don’t even get me started on the zombies. These guys are like the Michael Jackson of the undead world, they’ll moonwalk right into your base and steal your diamonds!
Oh, and did I mention the creepers? They’re not just blowing up your stuff, they’re blowing up the dance floor with their sick moves!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. You’ll be kissing me and loving every minute of it!
Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!
Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!
Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?
