JeelWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Farms Harvested:	619	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Farms Harvested:	903	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Votes:	1460	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	New Chunks Explored:	195301
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1108	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	321

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1515
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	6869	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	895485
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	555
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Potions Brewed:	151
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	5566	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	4628
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	105