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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Star Shards Collected:	109	Void Armor Forged:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	6536	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9965	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Villages Defended:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	7331	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	147	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Crops Grown:	1009	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3