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Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	6907
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	439
Star Shards Collected:	196	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Crops Grown:	6708	Magic Items Found:	3106
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5047	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1214
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5716	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mines Excavated:	3832	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	7650
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	967928
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	7409	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4437	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	995	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8539	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	7455