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Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4087
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	4809	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!

Laser Moon Mars Craft

asteroid studies, celestial bodies, Craft, elemental analysis, elemental composition, extraterrestrial analysis, geological analysis, laser, laser technology, Laser-Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy, mars, Mars studies, mineral identification, Moon, Moon studies, planetary studies, remote analysis, remote sensing, resource identification, scientific instrumentation, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Spectroscopy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2663	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

yo, dis server be like havin laser beams shootin everywhere, breakin stuff and makin things go boom! we be doin some crazy spectroscopy on da moon, mars, and even dem asteroids, tryna find dem resources and get rich! join us if u wanna be part of dis wild adventure, ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me! come on, let’s go explore da universe together and make some epic discoveries, it’s gonna be lit!

NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

banner, description, grief server, Lazy, Minecraft, NEVERGRIEF, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Votes:	1273
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

The owner of the server “NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

NeverGrief.aternos.me:28407

ArkCraft Empire 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adele Rerun, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Amiya, ArkCraft, arknights, arknights characters, arknights events, Arknights General, Bryophyta skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Lin, Coral Coast, Cutter skin, Degenbrecher, Empire, fashion review, Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, Guard Executor, Guard Wind Chimes, Jieyun, Kal’tsit, Medic Hibiscus, Medic Paprika, Mint, Myrtle, Poly Vision Museum, Reed The Flameshadow, Sniper Greyy, Sniper Pozemka, Sniper Ray, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Mizuki, Specialist Spuria, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, we got more content than a pig has mud! We’re talkin’ 6 Sniper Ray, 6 Sniper Pozemka, Guard Wind Chimes, Medic Hibiscus the Purifier, and Medic Paprika! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We got Arbiter Aequissimus with Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, Specialist Spuria, and Vanguard Cantabile! Plus, we got Coral Coast Re-Edition with Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, and Myrtle! It’s like a party in your pocket, yo!

And don’t even get me started on the CN content, bro! We got Specialist Mizuki, Caster Lin, Caster Aroma, Sniper Greyy The Lightningbearer, and Specialist Kazemaru! Plus, we got New Year Celebration – Kernel and Poly Vision Museum! It’s like a buffet of awesomeness, my dudes!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and have more fun than a chicken in a coop! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Let’s get this party started! Wooooo!

BirthdayBlockParty

age gap, Argument, birthday plans, BirthdayBlockParty, bowling, Cake, celebration, cocktail bar, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decorations, Dinner, family, Friends, girls night, grow up, mocktails, partner, selfish, Surprise party

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your birthday plans? Look no further than our server, where the age gap between players is just a number and the drama is off the charts!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a surprise party or two. Who needs a cocktail bar when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will call you a bitch or tell you to grow up here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game!

7DaystoDieFunLand

7DaystoDieFunLand, acceptance, bucket list, carpe diem, Cherishing moments, countdown, death, Embracing Fate, facing mortality, final week, Inevitable, last days, life reflection, living fully, living in the moment, living intentionally, living with purpose, living without regrets, making memories, mortality, saying goodbye

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

EvilCraft: Don’t Appease!

activism, appease, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., do not appease evil, dont, evilcraft, foreign policy, Global Issues, government officials, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian public figures, world leaders

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ores Mined:	6958	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with fun! we got u covered, fam. dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of glitter.

join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.

we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so, why join? because we are the most epic, insane, and hilarious minecraft server in the universe. u will never be bored, and u will make friends that will last a lifetime. come join us and let the madness begin!

BlockyCorp News Network

2016 acquisition, Australian media, Australian newspapers, BlockyCorp, conglomerates, conservative shift, corporate conglomerates, corporate influence, influence, Media acquisitions, Media bias, media consolidation, media control, media manipulation, Media Ownership, media ownership concentration, Network, News, News Corp, newspaper bias, political influence, political slant, supply-side factors

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mines Excavated:	3717	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	138	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. it’s like, run by this big corporate conglomerate that’s all about influencing the political slant of Australian newspapers. like, they bought up all these newspapers and suddenly they all turned super conservative. it’s like, evidence that supply-side factors are super important, especially when it comes to media ownership concentration.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep dark secrets about the media and politics while building your epic Minecraft world. plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden rooms that lead to who knows where. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the madness!

Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	157

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

SpookySMP: Paranormal Tales

eerie happenings, eerie sightings, ghostly apparitions, ghostly encounter, inexplicable happenings, mysterious events, mysterious sightings, otherworldly experiences, Paranormal, paranormal activity, spooky encounters, SpookySMP, strange encounters, strange happenings, strange phenomena, Supernatural, supernatural occurrences, Tales, unexplainable occurrences, unexplained, unexplained events, unexplained mysteries

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest paranormal stuff happening all the time! Like one time, I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a ghost pig appeared out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena! And then, we have this haunted village where the villagers speak in ancient alien languages and trade emeralds for souls. It’s like living in a real-life horror movie but with blocky graphics. So if you’re into spooky stuff and want to experience the supernatural in Minecraft, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockyMaskedMadness

BlockyMaskedMadness, community health, Covid-19, face covering, health guidelines, mask comfort, mask compliance, mask debate, mask effectiveness, mask fashion, mask fatigue, mask mandate, mask wearing, new normal, pandemic, personal choice, public health, respiratory protection, safety precautions, social distancing, virus prevention

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	3757	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of wearing a mask in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can roam free without any pesky masks getting in your way! Our server is a mask-free zone where you can breathe easy and let your blocky avatar run wild. No need to worry about social distancing here, just good old-fashioned block building fun! Join us and say goodbye to masks forever!

BlockyJusticeSyria

Accountability, authoritarian regime, BlockyJusticeSyria, Conflict, controversy, executions, global condemnation, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, Justice Minister, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, political scandal, public outcry, public scrutiny, social media, Syria, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	945	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!

Eternal Anime Kingdom 1.21

Anime, anime ratings, classic anime, ETERNAL, Eva Unit 01, Gainax, Hideaki Anno, highest rated anime, iconic anime, Japan, Kingdom, long tail tags, mecha anime, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, Popular Anime, psychological anime, science fiction anime, Shinji Ikari, TV ratings, tv show

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like the Neon Genesis Evangelion of servers, it’s got a 9.7 rating which is like, super legit and stuff.

Join dis server if u wanna be part of something epic and mind-blowing, just like watching that anime for the first time.

You’ll be like Shinji in the Eva unit, except instead of fighting angels, you’ll be fighting creepers and zombies.

Trust me, this server is the bomb dot com and you won’t regret joining. Just make sure to bring your A game and get ready for some crazy adventures.

Players:	99/500	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	116	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19