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Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6776	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Emeralds Found:	6064	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Items Found:	3095

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Votes:	3330
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ores Mined:	1265
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	270	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2457	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Divine Spears Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	94	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Gems Collected:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7595
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	9986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2