Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	4149

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	4012	Dragon Eggs Found:	3681
Votes:	4080	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4879	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	844	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3805	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8620
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	1242
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	52319
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!