Jade Haven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Emeralds Found:	6343
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9433	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mines Excavated:	2382	Magic Items Found:	6393
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	92	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mines Excavated:	1076	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2