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AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	875
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2775
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5375

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	612188

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Farms Harvested:	601
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	6144	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus

Home Hospital FunCraft

academic hospitals, adoption, Expansion, funcraft, Healthcare, healthcare delivery, healthcare incentives, healthcare programs, home, Hospital, hospital care, hospital services, hospital-at-home programs, incentives, non-teaching hospitals, not-for-profit hospitals, Program, rural healthcare, rural hospitals, smaller hospitals, study, targeted incentives, urban hospitals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7072	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis shiz. first of all, we got the most lit hospital-at-home program in the game. u can literally be chillin in ur virtual hospital bed while playin minecraft at the same time. who needs real life hospitals when u got us, amirite?

and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.

so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?

Epic Tales Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, best story, Captivating, Character development, emotional, engaging narrative, Epic, epic tales, game design, Gaming, gaming industry, Immersive, interactive storytelling, intricate plot, long tail storytelling, memorable characters, Minecraft, narrative, player choice, player experience, Plot, storytelling, Tales, video games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.

Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!

Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Foot Minecraft SMP Fetish Profit

feet, fetish, fetishism, foot, foot domination, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot fetish business, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish earnings, foot fetish industry, foot fetish market, foot fetish monetization, foot fetish products, foot fetish services, Foot modeling, foot slave, foot worship, Minecraft, monetize, profit, selling feet pics, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ores Mined:	785	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	748875	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine laughs! Join us if you want to make bank off your foot fetish – that’s right, we’ve got a whole economy based on trading rare foot pics in-game. Don’t ask how it started, just roll with it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!

XmasBlockParty

avoiding confrontation, awkward situations, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, dating drama, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, friendship fallout, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Honesty and trust, mental health, peace and quiet, personal growth, relationships, self-care, sibling conflict, XmasBlockParty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	1695
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of spending Christmas with your boring family? Looking for a way to avoid awkward conversations and drama? Join our Minecraft server instead!

We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.

Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).

So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.

HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

city, CREEPERS, dislike, explode, Griefers, HateCity, least appealing, least attractive, least desirable, least enjoyed, least favorite, least favorite city, least favorite destination, least favorite location, least favorite place, least favorite spot, least liked, least preferred, least visited, opinion, reasons, roam, US city, Usa, why

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old cities in the US? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and explore a world where you can build your dream city without any pesky traffic or annoying neighbors.

Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	3576	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

Players:	100/900	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3