| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4202 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7429 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
