It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Oh Look Minecraft Server

    Oh Look Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Emeralds Found: 1012 Mines Excavated: 4268
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

    MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

    Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

    Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

    So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 194 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

    BlockyJusticeGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

    Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema
    So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

    If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1825 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Magic Items Found: 1515
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    https://t.me/minecubixremake

    Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of ​​​​the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

    The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

    WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!
    Server Name WakeMC
    Version 1.21
    Server Location Australia

    Overview:

    A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

    Features:

    • McMMO
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Player Market
    • Jobs
    • Free Ranks
    • Land Claim
    • Crates (Free)
    • Player Warps
    • Auction House
    • Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
    • Custom Enchants (250+)
    • Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
    • Resource World (Resets Weekly)
    • Separate Creative World
    • Cosmetics
    • Discord
    • Bluemap

    Ranks:

    All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I claim land?

    We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

    2. How do jobs work?

    Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

    3. What is McMMO?

    Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

    4. How do I upgrade spawners?

    You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

    5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

    Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

    6. What is the resource world?

    We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

    7. Is there a creative server?

    Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

    8. Are there giveaways?

    Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

    9. What are the server IPs?

    Survival: play.wakemc.net

    Creative: creative.wakemc.net

    10. What is the website?

    Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

    11. What is Bluemap?

    Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyFate Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

    It’s Up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

    DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

    Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Alien Abductions: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyRoomieDrama

    CraftyRoomieDrama
    Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4939 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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