Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

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Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HolidayNomzCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1700
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

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so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

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SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBoobOpinions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	26002
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

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