””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Potions Brewed:	110
Astral Projections Made:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1268	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7689	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	4716
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4661
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Potions Brewed:	51
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	165605
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net