Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crops Grown: 8844 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Love Letters Sent: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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