Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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