so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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