Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers filled with soyboys and femboys? Do you want to show off your manly Minecraft skills and defend Israel like a true warrior? Look no further, because our server is calling for the manliest of men to join our ranks and protect the holy land from creepers and zombies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to build fortresses, slay dragons, and rescue villagers in distress. Only the bravest and most rugged players can handle the challenges that await on our server. So put on your best armor, grab your sword, and show those soyjaks who’s boss!

But beware, only the manliest of men can survive in our world. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and prove your worth on the battlefield!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 8351 Gods Slained: 0
Divine Spears Created: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 789
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Animals Bred: 134 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Dragon Eggs Found: 3261
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Animals Bred: 141 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1188 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mines Excavated: 2476
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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