Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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