Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Gods Slained: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Crops Grown: 7853
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Runes Activated: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Animals Bred: 85
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Farms Harvested: 450 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 555 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8206
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Towns Built: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 156
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Enchantments Applied: 156
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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