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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1500 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 107 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!