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BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mines Excavated:	2886	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	4249
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Villages Defended:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	105	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7294
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Votes:	5922
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7782	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	6218
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	5993
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8805	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Villages Defended:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	509319	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166