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Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Towns Built:	8

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	5941	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	6939	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	70
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	296945	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Towns Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5733	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9