IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

IRLProSMP, Skills, Friends, aspirations, playmates

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, $571 Million, TaiwanCraft, SECURITY

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

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RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

Attacks, dark souls, RhythmCraft, Time, Adventure

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

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VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

GestationalGamerz, early pregnancy, Pregnancy, plant based diet, gestational diabetes

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

page-turner, ANONYMOUS, SaintLegendMartyr, legend, Mysterious

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

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Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Drama, school rules, disbelief, getting the boot, Aster

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

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IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP