Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Potions Brewed: 43 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Farms Harvested: 553 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Animals Bred: 79
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5674 Emeralds Found: 9966
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Zombie Dances: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 500 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 192 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Star Shards Collected: 64
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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