InvictaMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Undefeated MC!! https://youtu.be/UTzGiiT_7Jg We are a small, but fast growing Towny Earth Server. We have many active players in our community that play daily. 1.18.1 Compatible! We have Guns, Grenades, Helicopters, Planes, Submarines, Drill Machines, Mechas, Cannons, Mortars. and Tanks! The server features many custom plugins and functions, from investing to salvaging historic items and collecting them to brewing unique custom brews, to even siege warfare. You decide how you want your experience to be by toggling neutrality or peacefulness and enjoy building your town and working with other players/friends. The Earth map is 1:1000 scale. Lots of unexplored territory still! With an ever-changing ever-balancing economy, the server rewards both brand new players and consistent veteran players. Join our friendly community via the official InvictaMC discord and form alliances or just work on builds/towns together. There is also a resource world that you can warp to from Spawn which contains 1.17.1 Terrain/block/item generation! There is much more to do in our server and it is being updated every week with new content! Please visit us! Our website: Support the Server! Our discord: https://discord.gg/jhPEwCk Our Dynmap: http://invictamc.ga:8017/

play.invictamc.ga

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	13356
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1906
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	247	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Animals Bred:	195
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Star Shards Collected:	106	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Dimension Hops:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1315
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2473
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’