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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2731 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.