InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1881	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2567	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	925
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1667	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ores Mined:	3563	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	480
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	5746	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3636	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	172	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8995
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	409	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5698	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Emeralds Found:	2258	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	7399	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	805
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	2621	Towns Built:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7821
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!